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(as Wonka enters the Skewed Perspective Room, it got really short)
Charlie: Hey, the room is getting smaller!
Mrs Teevee: No it's not, he's getting bigger!
Mr Salt: He's at it again.
Mike: Where's the chocolate?
Emily: I don't see any chocolate around here.
Sera: Better than Cadbury's!
Mr Beauregarde: I doubt if there is any.
Mr Salt: I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive.
Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
Mrs Gloop: You're not squeezing me through that tiny door.
Mr Salt: You're off your bleeding nut, Wonka. No one can get through there.
Wonka: My dear friends, you are now about to enter the nerve center of the entire Wonka Factory. Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. And some of my realities become dreams. And almost everything you will see is eatable. Edible. I mean, you can eat almost everything.
Augustus: LET ME IN, I'M STARVING!!!
Wonka: Now, don't get overexcited! Don't lose your head, Augustus! We wouldn't want anyone to lose that! Yet. Now, the combination . . . This is a musical lock. *plays the opening to Mozart's "Marriage of Figaro"*
Mrs Teevee: Rachmaninoff.
Wonka: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...
(as Wonka opened the door to reveal the Chocolate Room, as everyone got in)
Wonka: ...The chocolate room
(song starts)
Wonka: Hold your breath, make a wish, count to 3.
Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see
Into your imagination
Sera: Wow!
Wonka: We'll begin *whips cane around* with a spin
Travelling the world of my creation
What we'll see will defy explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world *pulls hair out of Mike's head*
There's nothing to it
Mr Beauregarde: Hurry up, Violet!
Charlie: This way, Grandpa!
(as everyone found lots of sweets in the Chocolate Room, Wonka hit the Nerdz tree and Nerdz fall out of the tree and Mike catched it, Mr Beauregarde ate a taffy puller, Wonka hit the gummy bear tree and Violet ate one of them, then Emily and Sera ran passing her. Veruca broke open the chocolate gumball on a rock and ate it, Charlie and Grandpa Joe ate candy canes)
Wonka: There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there, you'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world
There's nothing to it
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there, you'll be free
If you wish truly wish to be
(song ends as Wonka drunk some butterscotch tea and ate the cup)
Mrs Gloop: Disgusting dirty river!
Mr Salt: It's industrial waste, that. You've ruined your watershed, Wonka. It's polluted.
Wonka: It's chocolate.
Veruca: That's chocolate!?
Charlie: That's chocolate.
Violet: A chocolate river.
Emily: Looks like poop.
Sera: No it's not, that's the chocolate river!
Grandpa Joe: That's the most fantastic thing I've ever seen.
Wonka: 10,000 gallons an hour. And look at my waterfall. That's the most important thing. It's mixing my chocolate. It's actually churning my chocolate. You know, no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall. *to Mr. Salt* But it's the only way if you want it just right...
Charlie: Grandpa, look over there across the river! They're little men!
Grandpa Joe: Jumping Crocodiles, Charlie! Now we know who makes the chocolate.
Mr Salt: I never saw anybody with an orange face before. Funny-looking people, aren't they, Wonka?
Mrs Teevee: What are they doing there?
Wonka: It must be creaming and sugaring time.
Violet: Well they can't be real people.
Wonka: Well of course they're real people.
Mr Salt: Stuff and nonsense.
Wonka: No, Oompa Loompas.
Everyone: Oompa Loompas!?
Wonka: From Loompaland.
Mrs Teevee: Loompaland? There's no such place!
Wonka: Excuse me, dear lady...
Mrs Teevee: Mr Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.
Wonka: Oh, well then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids."
Mr Salt: Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here.
Emily: Oh hey, there's one of them!
Kristina: Hi, my name's Kristina Diya, I'm a mary-sue and a creator's creator!
Sera: It's so nice to see you!
Kristina: Well, thanks, I'm dressed up as an Oompa Loompa.
Veruca: Hey, Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away.
Mr Salt: All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
Veruca: I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA NOW!!!
Violet: CAN IT YOU NIT!!!
Augustus: *drinks the chocolate river with his hands* Mmmmm...this stuff is terrific.
Charlie: Grandpa, look at Augustus!
Grandpa Joe: Don't worry, he can't drink it all.
Emily: Every time, he's hungry, he'll get sick!
Mrs Gloop: Augustus, sweetheart, save some room for later.
Wonka: Oh, uh, Augustus, please, don't do that. My chocolate must never be touched by human hands. Plea--don't do that! Don't do that; you're contaminating my entire river. Please, I beg you, Augustus!
Augustus: AAAH!!! *falls in the river*
SPLASH!
Mike: Man overboard!
Wonka: My chocolate!
Augustus: Help!
Wonka: My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate.
Augustus: Help!
Mrs Gloop: Don't just stand there; do something!
Wonka: Help, police, murder!
Grandpa Joe: Quick, Charlie, here!
Charlie: *holds giant lollipop* Quick, Augustus, grab this!
Augustus: *grabs lollipop, but missed it*
Mrs Teevee: What--what's happening to him?
Mr Salt: It looks like he's drowning.
Kristina: Is he going to die?
Emily and Sera: Not really...
Mrs Gloop: Dive in! Save him!
Wonka: Oh, it's too late.
Mrs Gloop: Too late?
Wonka: Oh, he's had it now; the suction's got him.
Mr Salt: What suction?
Mrs Gloop: Augustus, come back! Where is he?
Wonka: Watch the pipe.
Veruca: How long is he going to stay down, Daddy?
Mrs Gloop: He can't swim!
Wonka: There's no better time to learn.
Mike: There's his coat going up the pipe!
Mr Beauregarde: Call a plumber.
Mr Salt: He's stuck in the pipe there, isn't he, Wonka? It's his stomach that's done that.
Augustus: *stuck in the pipe* HELP! HELP!
Violet: He's blocking all the chocolate!
Grandpa Joe: Well, what happens now?
Wonka: Oh, the pressure'll get him out. Terrific pressure is building up behind the blockage.
Mr Salt: I wonder how long it's gonna take him to push through.
Emily: Too large for Augustus...
Wonka: The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.
Mr Salt: He, he's gonna go up this time. He--he-- Go on, boy, go on!
Sera: You can do it, Augustus!
Kristina: PUSH IT UP!!!
Mrs Gloop: This is terrible.
Charlie: He'll never get out!
Grandpa Joe: Yes, he will, Charlie. Watch. Remember you once asked me how a bullet comes out of a gun?
Augustus: *goes up the pipe*
SHROOP!
Mrs Gloop: He's gone! He'll be made into marshmallows in 5 seconds!
Wonka: Impossible, my dear lady, that's absurd! Unthinkable!
Mrs Gloop: Why?
Wonka: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room; it goes to the fudge room.
Mrs Gloop: YOU TERRIBLE MAN!
Wonka: *plays a tune on the tin whistle*
Mr Salt: Who said that?
Mr Beauregarde: What the heck is that?
Grandpa Joe: He's got a whistle!
Wonka: Take Mrs. Gloop straight to the fudge room, but look sharp! Or her little boy is liable to get poured into the boiler.
Mrs Gloop: You've boiled him up, I know it!
Wonka: Nihil desperandum, dear lady. Across the desert lies the promised land. Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop. Adieu! Auf wiedersehen! Gesundheit. Farewell.
(song starts)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Oompa Loompa 1: What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Oompa Loompa 2: Eating as much as an elephant eats?
Oompa Loompa 3: Why are getting terribly fat?
Oompa Loompas: What do you think will come of that?
Oompa Loompa 1: I don't like the look of it!
Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa dopadee dah
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Life the Oompa Loompa doopadee doo
(all the Oompa Loompas leave to the rock door)
Oompa Loompa 1: Doopadee doo!
(song ends as the rock door closes)
Charlie: Hey, the room is getting smaller!
Mrs Teevee: No it's not, he's getting bigger!
Mr Salt: He's at it again.
Mike: Where's the chocolate?
Emily: I don't see any chocolate around here.
Sera: Better than Cadbury's!
Mr Beauregarde: I doubt if there is any.
Mr Salt: I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive.
Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
Mrs Gloop: You're not squeezing me through that tiny door.
Mr Salt: You're off your bleeding nut, Wonka. No one can get through there.
Wonka: My dear friends, you are now about to enter the nerve center of the entire Wonka Factory. Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. And some of my realities become dreams. And almost everything you will see is eatable. Edible. I mean, you can eat almost everything.
Augustus: LET ME IN, I'M STARVING!!!
Wonka: Now, don't get overexcited! Don't lose your head, Augustus! We wouldn't want anyone to lose that! Yet. Now, the combination . . . This is a musical lock. *plays the opening to Mozart's "Marriage of Figaro"*
Mrs Teevee: Rachmaninoff.
Wonka: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...
(as Wonka opened the door to reveal the Chocolate Room, as everyone got in)
Wonka: ...The chocolate room
(song starts)
Wonka: Hold your breath, make a wish, count to 3.
Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see
Into your imagination
Sera: Wow!
Wonka: We'll begin *whips cane around* with a spin
Travelling the world of my creation
What we'll see will defy explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world *pulls hair out of Mike's head*
There's nothing to it
Mr Beauregarde: Hurry up, Violet!
Charlie: This way, Grandpa!
(as everyone found lots of sweets in the Chocolate Room, Wonka hit the Nerdz tree and Nerdz fall out of the tree and Mike catched it, Mr Beauregarde ate a taffy puller, Wonka hit the gummy bear tree and Violet ate one of them, then Emily and Sera ran passing her. Veruca broke open the chocolate gumball on a rock and ate it, Charlie and Grandpa Joe ate candy canes)
Wonka: There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there, you'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world
There's nothing to it
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there, you'll be free
If you wish truly wish to be
(song ends as Wonka drunk some butterscotch tea and ate the cup)
Mrs Gloop: Disgusting dirty river!
Mr Salt: It's industrial waste, that. You've ruined your watershed, Wonka. It's polluted.
Wonka: It's chocolate.
Veruca: That's chocolate!?
Charlie: That's chocolate.
Violet: A chocolate river.
Emily: Looks like poop.
Sera: No it's not, that's the chocolate river!
Grandpa Joe: That's the most fantastic thing I've ever seen.
Wonka: 10,000 gallons an hour. And look at my waterfall. That's the most important thing. It's mixing my chocolate. It's actually churning my chocolate. You know, no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall. *to Mr. Salt* But it's the only way if you want it just right...
Charlie: Grandpa, look over there across the river! They're little men!
Grandpa Joe: Jumping Crocodiles, Charlie! Now we know who makes the chocolate.
Mr Salt: I never saw anybody with an orange face before. Funny-looking people, aren't they, Wonka?
Mrs Teevee: What are they doing there?
Wonka: It must be creaming and sugaring time.
Violet: Well they can't be real people.
Wonka: Well of course they're real people.
Mr Salt: Stuff and nonsense.
Wonka: No, Oompa Loompas.
Everyone: Oompa Loompas!?
Wonka: From Loompaland.
Mrs Teevee: Loompaland? There's no such place!
Wonka: Excuse me, dear lady...
Mrs Teevee: Mr Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.
Wonka: Oh, well then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids."
Mr Salt: Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here.
Emily: Oh hey, there's one of them!
Kristina: Hi, my name's Kristina Diya, I'm a mary-sue and a creator's creator!
Sera: It's so nice to see you!
Kristina: Well, thanks, I'm dressed up as an Oompa Loompa.
Veruca: Hey, Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away.
Mr Salt: All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
Veruca: I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA NOW!!!
Violet: CAN IT YOU NIT!!!
Augustus: *drinks the chocolate river with his hands* Mmmmm...this stuff is terrific.
Charlie: Grandpa, look at Augustus!
Grandpa Joe: Don't worry, he can't drink it all.
Emily: Every time, he's hungry, he'll get sick!
Mrs Gloop: Augustus, sweetheart, save some room for later.
Wonka: Oh, uh, Augustus, please, don't do that. My chocolate must never be touched by human hands. Plea--don't do that! Don't do that; you're contaminating my entire river. Please, I beg you, Augustus!
Augustus: AAAH!!! *falls in the river*
SPLASH!
Mike: Man overboard!
Wonka: My chocolate!
Augustus: Help!
Wonka: My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate.
Augustus: Help!
Mrs Gloop: Don't just stand there; do something!
Wonka: Help, police, murder!
Grandpa Joe: Quick, Charlie, here!
Charlie: *holds giant lollipop* Quick, Augustus, grab this!
Augustus: *grabs lollipop, but missed it*
Mrs Teevee: What--what's happening to him?
Mr Salt: It looks like he's drowning.
Kristina: Is he going to die?
Emily and Sera: Not really...
Mrs Gloop: Dive in! Save him!
Wonka: Oh, it's too late.
Mrs Gloop: Too late?
Wonka: Oh, he's had it now; the suction's got him.
Mr Salt: What suction?
Mrs Gloop: Augustus, come back! Where is he?
Wonka: Watch the pipe.
Veruca: How long is he going to stay down, Daddy?
Mrs Gloop: He can't swim!
Wonka: There's no better time to learn.
Mike: There's his coat going up the pipe!
Mr Beauregarde: Call a plumber.
Mr Salt: He's stuck in the pipe there, isn't he, Wonka? It's his stomach that's done that.
Augustus: *stuck in the pipe* HELP! HELP!
Violet: He's blocking all the chocolate!
Grandpa Joe: Well, what happens now?
Wonka: Oh, the pressure'll get him out. Terrific pressure is building up behind the blockage.
Mr Salt: I wonder how long it's gonna take him to push through.
Emily: Too large for Augustus...
Wonka: The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.
Mr Salt: He, he's gonna go up this time. He--he-- Go on, boy, go on!
Sera: You can do it, Augustus!
Kristina: PUSH IT UP!!!
Mrs Gloop: This is terrible.
Charlie: He'll never get out!
Grandpa Joe: Yes, he will, Charlie. Watch. Remember you once asked me how a bullet comes out of a gun?
Augustus: *goes up the pipe*
SHROOP!
Mrs Gloop: He's gone! He'll be made into marshmallows in 5 seconds!
Wonka: Impossible, my dear lady, that's absurd! Unthinkable!
Mrs Gloop: Why?
Wonka: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room; it goes to the fudge room.
Mrs Gloop: YOU TERRIBLE MAN!
Wonka: *plays a tune on the tin whistle*
Mr Salt: Who said that?
Mr Beauregarde: What the heck is that?
Grandpa Joe: He's got a whistle!
Wonka: Take Mrs. Gloop straight to the fudge room, but look sharp! Or her little boy is liable to get poured into the boiler.
Mrs Gloop: You've boiled him up, I know it!
Wonka: Nihil desperandum, dear lady. Across the desert lies the promised land. Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop. Adieu! Auf wiedersehen! Gesundheit. Farewell.
(song starts)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Oompa Loompa 1: What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Oompa Loompa 2: Eating as much as an elephant eats?
Oompa Loompa 3: Why are getting terribly fat?
Oompa Loompas: What do you think will come of that?
Oompa Loompa 1: I don't like the look of it!
Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa dopadee dah
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Life the Oompa Loompa doopadee doo
(all the Oompa Loompas leave to the rock door)
Oompa Loompa 1: Doopadee doo!
(song ends as the rock door closes)
This is part 8 of Emily and Sera: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, which is based on Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, also starring Kristina Diya aka Magic-Kristina-KW cosplaying as an Oompa Loompa.
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Hey Kristina, you're the best Oompa Loompa in the whole wide world! 